Posts Tagged ‘Sao Paulo’



July 26, 2014

Well we’re finally back from our 35 day trip to Brazil to attend the World Cup so I thought I’d share some random thoughts on our visit.

The most common question I’ve received since I practically first set foot on Brazilian soil has been “How do you like Brazil?”. More on that one later.

I’ve been told by many people I’ve met over time that Brazilian people are some of the friendliest and nicest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. For the most part I can attest to this. Just about everybody we met was very friendly and helpful. However, the dark side is most people don’t really realize how innately capitalistic Brazilians are. Sometimes the overly helpfulness is because they have their left hand in your pocket. I’m not saying this to be mean, just candid. This happens everywhere in the world and it certainly happens in Brazil. Just letting you know sometimes that smile is there because you’re being sized up on whether you’ll pay $50 or $100.

My goodness there are a lot of beautiful Brazilian people. You can’t stand on a sidewalk swinging a dead cat over your head and not hit 12 beautiful people with one swing. These are the people you see on your television back home. However, there are tons of people here in Brazil that are not quite as beautiful. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’m the ugly fat Gringo here myself so I have nothing to say. But there are an awful lot of people like me down here. Stated otherwise, normal people.

On the heels of the above paragraph Brazil has some of the most stunning and beautiful landscapes you’ll see before you exit this spinning ball of ice called Earth. We saw mountain after river after ocean after waterfall after you name it. The Brazilians are truly blessed with some natural beauty you don’t see just every day. However, Brazil has a serious poverty issue as well. You can see equally ugly vistas around any corner. People living in a lean to, sleeping on a cot under a business door jam to avoid the rain, walking through two feet of water in their homes while you pass by on a brand new multi-million dollar subway line right above. This country has a lot of poor and a lot of squalor and without getting too political about this I think the government needs to step in and do something because sometimes only something as big as the government can fix something that is that badly broken. Enough said.

We were here for the World Cup and make no mistakes: soccer is religion here. Not only is it religion here it is religion for just about every country that played here during this tournament. These people take this very seriously. They will cry uncontrollably at a loss while the next guy in line will beat your ass because you’re wearing the jersey of the team that just beat his. So it is all fun, well and good but make no mistakes. This is a serious affair when you attend the World Cup and the deeper teams go into the tournament the more serious it gets.

If you really like pepper on your food then you had better bring some with you in your suitcase. Carry it around in your pocket every time you think you might be eating a meal. These people have a serious aversion to pepper. Something to do with trading with another country in their history and only receiving pepper in return. In any case, you’ll have a really hard time finding it on any table in Brazil and if you ask for it you’re going to get a small jar of pepper sauce similar to Louisiana or Tabasco or Sriracha.

Along the lines of the previous paragraph if you have a strong affinity for things like ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise then you might think about bringing those with you as well. If you ever find these on a table you’ll likely find a 1 gram packet of something that once upon a time might have resembled the condiment you’re seeking. Odds are pretty high it won’t even be there and if you ask for it you won’t get it. If you do, see above. It’ll be a 1 gram packet of suck.

If you are in a big city like Rio de Janeiro think long and hard about ever taking your cell phone out of your pocket while in public. The second you raise it to your ear I will just about guarantee you that you are now a made target waiting to happen. You might win, you might lose. In either case, I don’t think it is worth it. We saw this in action ourselves and it is quite fast and dare I say impressive to witness. If you really need to even carry your cell phone with you always step inside someplace to make or take a call or exchange text messages.

Along the lines of above plan on getting pickpocketed at some point in your trip. Take the necessary precautions to not get pickpocketed but plan on getting robbed at some point in your trip. If you do get robbed it’ll be done and over with and on you go. If you don’t, you’ll consider all things great and a wonderful vacation had. I don’t say this to be mean or negative but the reality is we stayed at several hotels across several cities and I heard several stories over the course of the trip of somebody getting robbed or pickpocketed. It just happens with a reasonable enough frequency here that you might get nailed so prepare for it and forget about it if it happens. All the normal rules apply. Don’t go anywhere alone, down dark streets, carry objects out in the open, wear any jewelry, dress flashy, etc… Same things you’d practice in any major city in the world. Some of the best advice I heard before this trip was “Don’t take anything with you in the morning that you want to bring back in the evening.”

If you’re flying inside the country TAM has made great strides in improving their fleet and service.  They are actually now part of the OneWorld Alliance they’re doing so well.  On the flip side Gol has fallen quickly and hard after their promising start.  I’d say avoid Gol at this point.  Azul is a bit of an outlier but I enjoyed both flights as they are a 2 by 2 leather seat configuration with plenty of room, live TV, etc…  Patterned after U.S. carrier JetBlue.  I also heard that if you can get it due to limited routes most Brazilians that want a quality experience use Avianca.

Brazilian drivers including your taxi driver love their cell phones while driving.  Make no mistake, everybody has a minimum of one cell phone stuck to their ear while driving, taxi drivers being professionals have two while they are driving.  Don’t fear for your safety.  They are properly distracted.  If they hang up the phone and see what you’re seeing while they’re driving they’d shit their pants in fear and kill you in a fiery crash.  Roll with it.  It is normal in Brazil.

So back to the original question. “How do you like Brazil?” The answer is I like Brazil just fine. It is a beautiful country filled with happy, tortured souls if that makes any sense at all. I wouldn’t hesitate to go back to Rio, explore the Iguazu Falls and visit Florianópolis which is the one city I wanted to visit that I didn’t get to visit on this trip. There are also a couple of minor areas like Paraty. So yes, I like Brazil and would go back. I’m just not in a hurry to return. After all, I have two more continents to visit.

Hope to see you again soon.



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July 30, 2014

Corinthians Stadium

Corinthians Stadium

Today is our 30th day here in Brazil. WOW. Thirty days for one trip. That’s a lot of days to be on the road non-stop.

Time for a recap of yesterday since we were traveling all day and away from the computers. Yesterday we flew to and from Sao Paulo in the same day to attend the Netherlands v Argentina game here at the World Cup. Needless to say it consumed the entire day and it was a whirlwind trip at that. We were pretty much spent by the time our heads hit the pillows late last night.

Getting to and from Sao Paulo and then to and from the airports to the Arena Corinthians is actually pretty easy once you figure things out. Flights are plentiful to both airports. From there you can catch a bus or taxi to the Metro. In our case we flew into the older Congonhas Airport and took a special bus to Sao Judas Metro station where we picked up the number 1 Azul line. The trick to getting to the correct side of the stadium depends on where you are sitting. If you’re “Leste” like we were you go to the Luz station and transfer to the Express Train Corinthians line. If you’re “Oeste” you go to the Se metro station and transfer to the red Corinthians line. I guess they do all of this in some feign attempt at crowd control to keep opposing teams on separate rail lines.

We did though have a touch and go situation arriving at the stadium. Basically the way they had the crowd routed from the train to the stadium was piss poor. Not bad. PISS POUR. In short they took a huge funnel of people and tried to cram them all through the spout at the same time. It didn’t work. We literally ended up being crushed by everybody around us. It was to the point where many people around me, mostly women who were quite rightfully having panic attacks, were about to start passing out. Finally several of us big husbands and boyfriends had to start pushing people back. I was flat our pushing people yelling at the top of my lungs “STOP ASSHOLES!!! YOU’RE HURTING PEOPLE UP HERE!!!”. We finally got things broke lose enough that people got through without getting seriously hurt. No thanks to the many and I mean many inconsiderate, self serving, there is only me in this universe assholes that still pushed their way through to the front despite hurting others. Think ASSHOLE ARGENTINA FANS HERE. Yes, I’m talking to you assholes. You might be wild and fun but you guys can be world class assholes beyond comparison at times. Thus ends my commentary.

The game was fun to attend but not particularly exciting to watch. Argentina yet again played one of their lackluster games and still managed to squeak by with a win. Dang near everybody is picking them to win this tournament because they think they are that good but by god simply squeaking by winning isn’t everything. These guys are as exciting to watch as paint drying. Scratch that. Paint drying is more exciting. Plus now I get to see them yet again in the final on Sunday! Good lord I hope Germany sticks it to them. I’m tired of falling asleep during the game. That and their obnoxious fans. Sorry, fun, wild and crazy fans.


Today was pretty easy going. We got up just a little late because of the late return last night. After a couple of hours of slowly getting ready, eating breakfast, checking emails and the like we finally headed out for the day.

Today we went to the Museo do Belles Artes. Well there was some art there but I can’t really say it was Belles. I enjoyed seeing several paintings from the 18th through 20th century history of Brazil but all of it was heavily oriented towards christianity, a view wars, tons of portraits, etc… Almost all of the sculptures were reproductions of famous works in the Louvre, Uffizi, Vatican, etc.. So to sum it up I’d say Brazil has some serious work ahead of them to curate and develop a vibrant art collection and scene in my humble opinion.

After the museum we headed over to a second metro station to grab lunch at a place we read about…

…then it happened…

…our first theft here in Brazil. We were right in front of the metro and literally right in front of us two guys grabbed some guy’s cell phone and took off running. Text book. Just like I’d read beforehand on several websites. By the time I turned my head from where I saw the theft to where they were running they were already over 10 yards away. That fast. No way I or anybody else would catch them even if they were watching for it. Poor guy didn’t know what hit him. He broke rule one about cell phones in Brazil: never use your cell phone outside in an open area. You always step inside someplace to make or take a call. This is why I always leave my cell phone in my rental here. It simply isn’t worth replacing a $650 cell phone. People can wait until I get back to return their calls or messages.

So lunch was at Confeitaria Colombo. This is a 120 year old Brazilian version of a Konditorei. Famous people, mostly artist, frequented this place over the decades since it originally opened. So naturally we had to eat a light lunch and a heavy dessert before heading back to our rental. It was good too. I’d recommend it.

So we head back to the rental and exit the subway stations and…it is pouring. Hard. Buckets. I get completely soaked on the short 1 block walk to my rental. Not good considering I’m still sick. Anyway, it is raining so hard we literally had an inch of standing water on our balcony on the 10th floor while it was still raining. Nuts.

Dinner tonight was at Terzetto. Easily in the top two restaurants we’ve eaten at here in Brazil. I say easily in the top two because PURPLE and I both agree which two are in the top two, we just don’t agree which one is first and which is second. They are that close and that good. We liked it so much we made a reservation for Tuesday night for our last official dinner here in Brazil.

Hope to see you here again tomorrow.


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July 9, 2014

Today is our 29th day in Brazil.

Semi-final - Argentina v Netherlands

Semi-final – Argentina v Netherlands


Today we fly to Sao Paulo for the semi-final game between Argentina and the Netherlands. That is pretty much it for today. I’ll post pictures and more writings later.

Hope to see you here tomorrow.


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